Mar 8, 2007

PARTIES, A PREMIER AND A PRESS CONFERENCE

Star at a Press Conference for new talk show:
eva: I'm sorry....but I don't think she looks healthy....look at her neck yo.....

hsl: she doesnt look 100% but she looks tons betta than when she was a fat fat fatty

omggg that neck is theeee worst. she needs stock in polo turtlenecks

Harve Pierre celebrated his Bday Tues night :
eva: I'm NOT feelin' all this huggin' up...look at his smile..gets me EVERY time...

I Think I Love My Wife Premier:

eva: she looks nice........

hsl: rock looks nice ...and his wife looks the best i've ever seen her look

eva: I'm not likin' the way she looks.....

hsl: needs her hair bac

eva: Ok...now I luv Kerri....BUT...where the hell was she goin'?....

hsl: minus the dress (where is she goin on a pic-nic lol) she looks pretty

eva: this is just WRONG on soo many levels.....that hair and those shoes!!!.....

hsl: no no noooooooooo. that looks horrible

Jay threw Beans a Bday party last night at 40/40: Beans and his wife
eva: Damn Bleek......dayum.....luv him......

hsl: guess they arent mad at each other. where's dash? dipset? lmaoooo

eva: awww...good times...good times........ eva: hmmm.....mmmmm......

ris: who is that on tyrese..not that i like him or anything..wack ass smoke jacket wearing nocca

So Minillo is the new Bongo girl:
eva: ok.......NOAZZATALL...

hsl: she is so wack. tryin to work wit her but she is no jess wutsoeva

ris: are they kidding?

TID BITS:

Whit and Ray J still at it....yall keep sleepin' on Ray J....( source )

CONGRATS to Mello and LaLa on their baby boy....( read more )

2 comments:

Taina Etienne said...

Ahhhh so much to say, so little time and space!! I'll just talk about the important things! Hehehe

Ok...MJB- absolutely unacceptable! Do not ever leave the house with that damn wig or those shoes again!!

...Kerri W. (thank the Lawd she broke up with that little boy from "Big"...I didn't like 'em together!) dress is aiiight, but clearly she got the wrong memo!

Lawrence Fishburn- WTF? I hope you gained weight for a role!!

M-E-M-P-H-I-S Bleek can get it! ;-)

LMAO to the Dipset comment! :-)

Last but definitely not less imporant is STAR muthaf'n JONES- ok, I must admit that her body looks good IN the clothes (don't care to find out what's underneath!) BUT, her face is NO GOOD (said with a haitian accent! :-)

Taina Etienne said...

Mario Van Peebles' son is so cute...looks exactly like him!