BLING BLING

Lorraine Schwartz celebrated the launch of her Diamond Monkey Collection @ the Monkey Bar in NYC

RED CARPET:

eva: Why the FK is Julissa attending events and shyt.........LUV JENNY LUV IT!!!!!!!.......do yall see Kim K's waist and bootay?....BYYYTTTCCHHHH.....Janice Combs........LAWD...

hsl: julissa so wac. lj call me...fab, i'm feelin' ur jewels...gastineau, not likin' that dress and ur making the louboutins look wack...kim, i cannot express how i feel about ur shape as peg will call me homo...skateboard p so cute...jen, i don't love the hair and ur shoes r tooo big...heidi, cute with the babyhair slicked down...cassie, wtfff r u wearing even tho that is my fave hairstyle

INSIDE:

eva: ......so Tracey (pic w/ Clue), where's Jay?....WITH HIS BYTCH...ha...loser.........Oh no those chicks did not steal Bey's Josephine Baker performance outfit!.....WHO DID IT BEST comin' up!..........I swear if Cousin Angeie doesn't lay off them tater tots ....WTF!!!!!!!! ...BTW...I luv that it's a whole buncha blk folk here!

hsl: poor cuz angela. i c bey got all the looks in the fam huh? i hate tina's makeup. fkn disastrous (sp)...lmaoooo at the j baker outfits... skateboard and cassie kinda cute together, no?

eva: well she did say ....if anyone in the industry could hit it....it'd be him............