May 31, 2007

RIH PROMO-ING

Rihanna was in Prague on Memorial Day shooting the video for her next single, Shut Up and Drive
peg: damn.. can my stomach look like that..

Leaving a Paris Hotel on Monday

eva: um....

hsl: no

ris: dbl no

peg: I would like that w/o boots and all that other ish

outside her hotel yesterday
eva: ok.....it's not raining....they're taking this UMBRELLA shyt too far...HATE those damn sneakers

peg: lol.. it looks kinda cloudy...ditto on the sneaks

CHRISSY & DRE PARTY IN MIAMI

They were spotted at Club Mansion in Miami over the weekend

eva: she looks cute....nice stomach......he's such a cornball to me..........
peg: Hey.. I got that vicki secret's bra too.. so damn jeal.. thinnk my stomach will look like that?
hsl: stomach fire....dunno wut she sees but heyyyy

May 30, 2007

STILL TOGETHER

Kim and Reggie were spotted at Tao's in Vegas

eva: well allrighty then...........

ris: aw they look happy tho....although, get ur own man ho..

peg: fkin hate her rite now

PHOTOSHOOTS

Jenny Lo. for Glamour (Mexico Edition)
hsl: egh

peg: now really hsl???..... she just looks chill.. doesnt' have to be sexy 24/7

ris: super airbrused

Lauren does King Magazine ( May '07 )

eva: 2nd pic.......u think that's a short cut?..........or hair pulled back......anyway...if it's short.....I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!...........

hsl: pics egh, i've seen her on the red carpet lookin hotter

ris: she is sooo pretty - however, these pics dont do her justice.

Scarlett for Louis Vuitton
ris: love the second one

hsl: lov the 1rst one

peg: love the 2nd pic

Kelly does King Magazine ( June 2007 )

hsl: wack.....tryin wayy too hard

peg: no really.. someone needs to give her the memo

eva: poor Kelly........

ris: too much grease on the leg mang

Kimora does Source Magazine

eva: LUV the B&W................

peg: those shoes are hot.. she's fiya.. love 1st and 2nd pics bestest

hsl: thats a hot bytch

May 29, 2007

WHO DID IT BEST?

Halle and Nicole in Madison Marcus
hsl: lovvvvvv the shorter version

peg: oh damn.. YES.. hsl...DEF NIK

eva: I like the shorter version better too...BUT...Nik way too skinny in it.....Halle looks better in hers......so Halle

ris: I vote NIC...she looks chic...hb look like she is food shoppin'

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Hey... a friend of mine has been dating this guy for a year. Things have been really good between them. He's an attorney and she's an accountant. Things are going so well that they have decided to move in together.. Nothing unusual. He decides it's time for her to meet his fam..... so on said weekend for the "meet the parents" trip, my homegirl does it up... you know -- it's what we do.. we gots to impress moms. The cleavage.. just enuf sexy so that she can't say it's inappropriate, but of course, enough to make ur man happy (and his dad.. haha.. ok jks), dress -- OF COURSE -- nice heel length in the shoes, make up, just a hint--- THINK HALLE, WHEN SHE FIRST MET GABE'S MOM -- yea, like that! So when when they pull up to the house, well, let's just say.. it wasn't in the best of neighborhoods.. but you know what.. THAT'S HER BOO.. who cares.. his fam held him down so he could pull himself up from his bootstraps.. and when moms walked out to greet them --- (screeeeeeeech)- she's in a neglige and smiled to floss 2 gold teeth... O-M-G!... Of course my girl is taken aback.. like.. WHAT.. MY BOO COMES FROM THIS.. OH ISH.... The weekend.. let's just say it's uneventful... moms is just as bad as she looks.. doesn't give a WHAT!, smokes blunts, and is rude to my girl to boot.. can u believe this ish??.. yeah.. MOMS DON'T LIKE THE NEW "STUSH" -ITCH IN TOWN.. WTF???? (I mean, cause she didn't have her grills ready for the weekend??? is she kidding me????)... Ladies and gents.. my girl's conundrum is.. she wants to marry this dude.. she wants a family with him... but u know what they say.. you marry the boo and his family. WHAT WOULD YOU DO????

So homegirl is still wit her boo.. but she's struggling still. There are holidays, family reunions and random visits that she still has to consider. The treatment EVERYTIME she goes is MAD shady. Sometimes there are arguments between them surrounding how she feels about his fam. Nonetheless, she's in luv and she's hanging in there. The revolution will NOT be televised!

May 28, 2007

RUSSEL WHO?

The new couple was spotted in Cannes today
eva: I fkn LUV IT!!!!!!...and I'm luvn Kimora's effortless look.....dress....bun...sandals...LUV IT!!!.....

AMERIE STILL TRYING

Amerie promoted her new album "Because I Love It" in Korea at the Seoul Millenium Hilton.

Amerie wore a modernized version of a Korean dress called "Hanbok" while her mother, Mi Suk, wore a more traditional one

peg: she should have worn a traditional one

hsl: lmao...she needed to go bac to her peoples cos she aint gettin no lov in the us

eva: thanx HSL, 'cause I didn't wanna say it........poor thing..........

D&G PARTY

Designers Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce hosted the Dolce & Gabbana Party held at the Baoli Restaurant on Friday in Cannes, France

eva: well dayum Jay....dayum......Selita looks nice...like her hair.......but her face is just not all that to me.......luv bai ling.....feelin' Petra's dress.....

peg: hate selita's hair.. luv bai ling... luv naomi's dress...Jay.. its that mo-foin swagger

hsl: lovvv naomi's dress. needs that...jay...smoove...selita neeeeds that weave bac

Nick Cannon was presented with the Breakthrough Actor of the Year award for his work in Bobby during the Chopard Trophy ceremony in Cannes on Friday. He is the 1st African-American to receive this award

EVA OWNES THE NIGHT

Eva Mendes was in Cannes to promote her movie We Own The Night:

Photocall:
eva: KUH - UTE!!!!!!!!!!!................
ris: LOVE IT!
hsl: omg! she is adorable. lov her natural makeup. whole look is absotutely fab
peg: definitely cute Eva.. very pretty
Evening Cocktail party:

After chillin' poolside, Bey/Jay and company did some strolling
eva: U know what....EVERY TIME I stick up 4 u Bey....U go and pull some shyt like this....WTF!!!!!???????....isn't that chic Jay's 40/40 partner?....can't stand her......
hsl: lmaooooo ...y u hate jay's partner?... cos she dressed betta than bey on this trip..... wtfffff is she doin in that outfit. and wutsup wit her hair. yo she is buggin...peep jigga's lv sneaks. lov him
Later that day she flew to Madrid to continue her tour
eva: that top is very michael jackson......Cousin Angie......yo........put down the doughnuts!.......

May 25, 2007

HALLE LUNCHIN'

Halle was spotted in Cali out to lunch
hsl: E, im shockd u havent enterd the plates into the dmv system. what'd u say "u wish" lol...weave looks t-rific for once
eva: u know I will
ris: she looks great...long hair and all...

OCEAN 13 PARTY

Celebs were out in Cannes last night to attend the Official Martini "Ocean's Thirteen" Premiere After Party

eva: ok Bai Ling..get ur freak on..LUV Kimora/Dijimon...but c'mon D.....u can get closer ...grip her up!!!!!....

ris: jolie looks washed out to me...i dont like kimora w. this guy ...but wutever...

hsl: not the best pic of jolie. but yea she needs a tan....ditto ris, need kim wit' some1 else... bballer, something!...georgie so short

ris: i want kim w. a hood cat....( well essence of hood)

BEY TAKES 5 IN MONACO

Bey and Jay were spotted poolside today in Monaco
eva: She rockin her belly ring again?...Body dope...um...that is sooo me on the laptop wherever I go.......u think she's on TAKE 5??????

hsl: damn her body is nice (homo y'all, homooo)...lets go to monoco ladies. nex year! yea!

ris: LOVE monaco!!!!! we sooooooo should.... um...she looks great...i want a belly ring
peg: yo.. her body is dope (yes hsl ur a homo)... damn so xcited for more vacay pics

Yesterday, The NY Daily News reported that:

"...Beyoncé and Jay Z made a surprise appearance - to see her Destiny’s Child sister, Kelly Rowland, perform. But, after being seated in the back of the room, they left early"

eva: as Stephanie Tanner on Full House would say: "HOW RUDE!"............

hsl: dayummmmmmmmmm lolll
ris: lol

peg: hey.. we all know it.. y hide it.. kelly get a new job or just live off dough

TAMBOURINE PREMIER

May 24, 2007

NEW VIDEOS

May 23, 2007

TAMBOURINE VIDEO SHOOT

peg: oh I like her makeup.. pretty here

hsl: hate the blonde

Fantasia taped a performance on 106th & Park yesterday while Bow Wow and Mya hosted
eva: What is wit that tatoo
hsl: tatt is disgustin. not even attractive....mya ?

peg: BOW WOW is so cute.. mya.. get ova urself.. this fashion ish u've been trying has NEVA worked.. r u fkin kiddin me.

ris: fannny needed a face distraction...and there it is...look @ my leg not my face

May 22, 2007

OH TYRA!

Tyra spotted out 'n about yesterday
eva: um..........

hsl: no excuse

peg: I just don't get it... she gets pissy with ANTM chics and say that they have to always look like a model.. I mean wtf

ris: EXACTLY...i like the shirt...i like the necklace...NOT THE BAG...but she just looks so wack...."models should always look like models tyra" ..lol

WHO DID IT BEST?

Rosario Dawson and Eva Mendes in Catherine Malandrino

eva: I like Eva....like the brown open toe shoe better....don't like that belt Dawson wearing....and that heavy blk shoe.....wtf?

hsl: def eva....lov this color

ris: rosario doesn't look bad tho..way better than usual...I dunno..need coffee apparently because im about to say rosario..

peg: eva.. goes w/o saying!

BEY/JAY

Bey and Jay arrived in France over the weekend to attend the Cannes Film Festival
eva: I can't even stick up for you Bey.....I don't do white closed toed shoes....don't care watcha name is!

hsl: omg. reedic wit the white easter shoe...y her knee look like that? (2nd pic)

ris: um....i have seen white closed toed shoes i like (okay 2)...but again, she aint do it rite...i would never wear with white..summerry crap like this...

peg: no comment

May 21, 2007

PIRATES PREMIER

Pirates of the Carribean premiered yesterday in Disneyland in California

hsl: egh he aiight, fkn cheater. damn van looks mexicano wit that blac hair. she doesnt look happy :(...lov her bag!!!! jimmy choo?...may i add that wen i heard jimmy choo was startin' a bag line, I was wary. but bags r kinda hot. ...daughter mad tall

ris: she is not hot to me

peg: but she's still a fly -----------------.. hey maybe she wrote that blog..lol

BRANGELINA HIT CANNES

First the duo showed up to the photocall for A Mighty Heart

Later, arm in arm, they attended the premiere at the Palais des Festivals

eva: Luv 'em......just luv 'em!..........I've DIED and gone to Brangelina heaven........

hsl: u feel me kris. geeez

peg: no for real.. I luv him

STUNT AWARDS

The 2007 Taurus World Stunt Awards took place yesterday in Los Angeles
eva: Chrissy looks great....legs look great in that purp dress....DAYUM that Roc......what a MAN......Josh....mwah....so damn cute....
hsl: dayummmm chris looks supa dupa hot in that purple dress...homo...very pretty on red carpet also ...josh so dayum cute. cant wait to c him in transformers...yea roc is a hottie
ris: i dont find the roc hot @ all...he soo corny/commercial. Christina looks fab in grape dress....she is soo cute
peg: the roc is DEFINITELY A HOTTIE.. did not see that comin (when he was a wrestler)... XTINA.. I miss u sooo. hsl.. ur soooo homo.. 'n I luv it.. yes.. Xtina.. VERY HOT!...Damn.. that Josh is still a cutie yo

KIM & SCOTT?....JUST FRIENDS??

Kim made her rounds in Miami this past weekend hosting at some clubs:

Basic Thursdays at Suite
eva: Storch????....maybe they're "just friends"........PLZ Lawd....let that be it........
ris: um...looks like their firkin'
hsl: shes an opportunist... cant knoc her hustle, but scott storch is yuc
Friday Night Princess Party at Cameo Nightclub
hsl: lov the stripe dress
Aura Nightclub Saturday Night
eva: LUV LUV LUV this dress.........FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!.............
hsl: yea dress hot. luvin the sis dress too

ris: dittos

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

For a few months my homegirl has been dating this guy and after like I guess abt 4 months, they've decided to be exclusive. So now they've been talking about taking off the condom... OK OK... that's not it.. it's already happened.. they caught the vapors and it was on.. with no bag. My girl is in healthcare.. sees all types of ills, so she's nervous.. I mean we've all got caught up in the heat of the moment rite... so she's like.. "listen, we both have pasts.. it's no secret... let's be safe.. let's get tested together" So he's like.. "OK!" He's confident.. makes her feel good.. she REALLY likes this dude. So they go for their testing.. TOGETHER... When it's results time, he goes to his room, she goes to hers.. Doc said.. everything's checked 'n clear.. she of course is elated.. so she waited for him in the waiting area.. He comes out, sees her, smiles and says everything is good.. Great!... After a few days he calls and says... "Look we've got to talk." So my girl, nervous, is like "OK.. let's meet." When they hook up homeboy says " I didn't want to say anything before, I needed a few days. But um, I have herpes." Of course my girl is shocked.. pissy and and asks "Did u know b/4 we got tested?".. "NO" is his response.... he never tested b/4......... So, #1: WHAT WOULD U DO...STAY OR GO?

and #2: If the roles were reversed.....would you tell your partner?
OK.. so this one was a bit out there, considering many folks are educated abt. STDs and signs and ish... but yea.. he knew.. went to the doc b/4.. decided not to use a condom anyway, cause w/ prescription medication and no outbreak, less of a chance to spread.. But she stayed. She's in love, they're in love and definitely happy together. Telling however is the way to go.. choices are definitely empowering.

May 18, 2007

BIEL DOES VANITY FAIR

eva: HOT............

hsl: last pic of jess fire...damn u think jt tappin that ass every nite? :(...her ass is big (homo)

keesh: yo is she like spanish or something. she looks nice...might not be eeery nite, due to the schedule, but as often as possible

WHAT A DAD!

Brad did his daddy duties this week escorting his kids to and from school
(just jared)
eva: awwwww.....................luv Z pointing at the photogs............toooo cute..........

hsl: lov him. swear

peg: that's my boo yo.. I mean #1 stunna for real!!!...Zahara.. I luv that u luv the camara

keesh: awww brad who knew this is where u'd end up

hsl: obviously jen sure didnt loll

Tyra was spotted out in NYC yesterday

eva: cute...........I like it........

hsl: damn very nice tyra. def come up. cos u b lookin' like caca on antm allll the time

ris: finally!

keesh: yeah tyra cute, weird lil' dinky ponytail on her shoulder, but faceis pretty. pls change the bag. sooo played out

THIS WEEK'S FASHIONS

For Her:

For Him:

May 17, 2007

Beyonce was spotted yesterday shopping in Paris
eva: I like this dress...but i dunno about the pantyhose/open-toed shoe look...and why thigh highs and not just plain ol' pantyhose?(last pic).....LUUUUVVVVV the bag!

peg: I have such a love hate relationship wit this chic yo.. I'm buggin.. the dress is cute.. but damn.. y couldn't she put on a pair of flats.. nice flip-flops, fix her hair 'n call it a day.. damn B... the bag is fire.. so jeal.. can't wait to go to chrissy loub 'n papparazzi following me when I walk out wit' my new pieces

hsl: ditto peg..too dressy with the heels ....mayb for a wedding... i dunno... hair throwin' me off

ris: i prefer thigh highs to panty hose...i dont like my "stuff" all bundled up...feels gross...i hate pantyhose. um..this is cute for nyc in the fall i guess...but its still chilly chills in paris...sooo i dunno...i love messy hair..esp. with this color...but in a nutshell: she aint do it rite..she must hate her legs or something..shorty always got on hose or wutevs...i dunno...its off

Megan Good and NFLer Thomas Jones were spotted in NY at the 40/40 club
peg: damn she loves those earrings..

NEW FACE OF ROCAWEAR LADIES

Jay celebrated with Ciara and others last night at Buddakan

eva: let the rumors begin........

peg: well there's truth to those rumors

hsl: please tell her peg lmaooooooo...and if bey dont care y should we?

keesh: ciara looks horrible in that photo.why should we care is rite

Ludacris Foundation 4th Annual Benefit Dinner in Atlanta
eva: Kenya Moore (last pic) is Gorgeous!....Awwww Luda's daughter too cute......
hsl: lov chingy..so damn cute...luda's momz looks like chic from greys anatomy...prettier version

peg: damn chingy.. y ur eyes so chinky... LUV HIM...luda.. ur daughter is a beauty

keesh: miss america chic supa prettie. luda and fam cute, um chingy cutie

HOT 100

Maxim held it's Annual Hot 100 Party at the Gansevoort Hotel last night in NYC
hsl: wtf does brian's date hav on?? btw she is no vanessa marcil...kim's ass is whoa...coco, u look dum...y is julisssa there?
peg: um.. who's that w/ David.. hsl.. I LOVE LINDSEY... SO FKIN LUV HER.. I would've done different shoes with that dress.. but hey luv her... drunk, high, love it all... duff???

BET AWARDS NOMINEES

Mo'nique is set to host the 2007 BET Awards on June 26th
(Click here for nominee list)

MORE

Justin/Jesicca
England
Nick/Vanessa
Bahamas

Serena/Jackie
various

WHO DID IT BEST?

Kimora Lee Simmons or Bai Ling
eva: I think Kimora fills it out better..and I prefer her sandals....

hsl: kim

ris: Bai ling looks hotter to me....waistline not soo hot on kim.

peg: kim should've had hair down... 'n waist does look better with Bai.. but I think Kim anyway.. it's the confidence

keesh: TOUGH.. i like bai dress color better..like kimo shoes betta. i like kim taking the hem up a lil more, but i like her face betta, even though its off in these pics. But i dont like kim necklace. i dunno

May 16, 2007

JUS & JESS

eva: well ya know Justin likes the boo-tay....and she's got one!....

hsl: me no likey her for him

ris: i mean..goodness..he cant fool around? he always got a gf...i dont nmind...shes aiiite

peg: hate it... really I do.. but she's hooked yo...who says she's his girl.. I don't think justin is looking for that right now.. we talked abt. it.. I understand it's good for publicity.. soon I'll be with him walking down the red carpet.. cam was just a front until I lose the weight

keesh: truth hurts. No that aint his gurl, just his main booty for the moment

Looks like Serena Williams has found love. Intimate nose-smushing smooching photos of her and actor Jackie Long (played the preppy ivy league country club dude in ATL) reveal that this might be genuine. How precious, just in time for that summer lovin'!!

ABC UPFRONTS

The ABC Network had their Upfronts yesterday in NY. During Upfronts week, networks show advertisers their lineups for the season that begins in Sept.

eva: OK...LUV Eva's dress......I like Ellen Pompeo's hair and makeup...so fresh and clean......mad skinny though...damn.....McSteamy....I just can't even comment anymore......LAWD......Rob Lowe lookng good too......the YT boyz lookin good these days!!!!!!!

hsl: every1 looks nice, minus chinese chic from greys and ally mcbeal and eva bores me

peg: I luv McSteamy period

Entertainment Weekly threw the after-party

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eva: Naima needs to embrace this "look"....keep it ...and NEVA let it go....Bobbi Thomas...LUV her!...Mc-mutha- fkn STEAMY...I can't take it!!!!!!!...DAYUM!...Luvn Justin and KEESH!!!!!...Caridee and Naima ...WTF kinda poses are these?....Top Model losing it's cred mang!...
hsl: naima still looks horrible...wutup wit the ends of her hair. but if thats the best she can do...addison looks good, her head looks big, like her shoes, happy she's engaged hayden, looks wac here..julianna margolies wtfff do u hav on..bobby looks great...coco ur boobs r humongous...yum yum scrum mcsteamy. dump ur wife
peg: Mcsteamy.. No really.. tell me what it's abt.. 4 real.. I just want to understand.. b/c ur the luv of my life..ditto on naima hsl.. is she kidding me!...I love angie and bobbi T..

The 2007 Fashion Cares took place in Canada on Monday

eva: I like Mya's red carpet dress.........Jay so damn pretty...LUV HIM!...I want him or Mally to do my face for all red carpets!

hsl: wtffffff is that sunshiney dress kelly got on! and them church shoes ...o mang...she is tryin so hard. bless her heart. her face looks pretty...mya egh. hate her stage attire/hair...lov jay

peg: KELLY.. let it fkin go.. try acting

BEY SHOPS IN PARIS

peg: Pretty girl yo.. 4 real
hsl: yo peg i saw this this morn and thought the same damn thing. lov wen she is lookin like this

May 15, 2007

LIL' CEASE STRIPS FOR THE FELLAS

French of Cocaine City has released footage of Lil' Cease prancin' around in a hotel room for his thug homies

ERIC DANE

Eric celebrated his MEN'S HEALTH cover at Tenjune last night in NYC
eva: DAYUM ........just DAYUM.......
hsl: yes he is foine
peg: no rebecca.. ur really wack.. Mcsteamy... pick me, choose me.. LOVE ME

Celebs hit up the Cleveland Cavs vs. New Jersey Nets Game yesterday
hsl: damn i neva say this but yummmmmmmmmmmmmm usher. ur agin so handsome...lov jig..bobby wut the f u doin in the middle of the floor

peg: yo.. it's the screw face ya'll the screw face.. men just look so damn good mad yo.. I hate them for that ish... damn us.. dayum!!! boby v.. close ur mouth.

Day 2 of Nic and her Laguna Beach bf in Hawaii
eva: damn...she's got those lines........HOT!.....
hsl: hmmm wut u think they were doin in that pic where they r both unda water. yea i kno lmaooo...damn he's so wac for her and she's so hot. i dont get it. damn wac guys r gonna start thinkin they can pull dimes too. wtffff
ris: DAYUM
peg: he's wac.. I mean kristan dissed him.. is nik kiddin' me.. but damn that bod

May 14, 2007

The Kardashian ladies held a Tres Glam Jewelry Trunk Show Party at their DASH store in Cali

eva: and why is Irv there?...............
hsl: damn the gastineau's got cancelled. ditto peg. her hair always looked great...i heard irv hittin' off kim now.... damn kim ur no joke
ris: kim reminds me of bey a lil'
peg: Brittny.. u still gots that hair.. damn her locks r always fresh!... Yo.. what's that lady's name again.. wit the short hair.. I like her too. Kim.. always sexy

SELITA SHOOT

eva: she's cute...but I don't see the BIG deal.......not into the whole THIN look either...I'll take curves anyday........

hsl: skinny is in kris

ris: i think skinny accepted more now a dayz that it used to be (in the hood)..i still want some dope legs and a fatty tho and i dont mind being slimmer the older i get...i think it makes me look younger..or soo i believe

peg: so that is her hair

Seventeen's Rock-N-Style Concert and Fashion Show last Friday in L.A.

eva: HELL NO to that hair Eva......HELL NO!......Halle looks better in her weave/wig....

hsl: eva weave much much betta than halles. much!!!!! just wish eva had styled it betta...lov her shape...antm chics all wac minus eva...marcus keep ur mouth closed

ris: eva's body looks dope...okay ..it's the legs and waist...

peg: um.. no Halle doesn't. but anyway... Luv the shorts Mercedes.. LUV LUV LUV... the dress is cute too.. but the eyelashes look too much... ( n I luv lashes boo.. gotta get mine again... so on it this summer).. Eva ur shape looks nice in this dress.. but um the hair.. KEEP IT SHORT

ALBA SHOOT

Jessica Alba took some time in Malibu to shoot a spread for an upcoming GQ magazine issue. In the interview she says that she wants movie producers to "get past her hotness."

eva: well if it's any consolation Jessica......I don't think ur that hot.....pretty..but not HOT/Sexy...........

hsl: tee and bikini botoms pic...sexci ....other than that tho..wac

peg: Yo.. somebody's got to teach her sexy yo... ok ok.. I'll do it

BEY AND CREW SHOP IN MILAN

eva: don't care for this dress Bey....WTF does Solange have on her feet?.....Daniel's gold sneaks...too damn cute.....
hsl: im sorry but i think ang/solange look betta dressed than beymayb its her hair and eyebrows thats killin me. im not sure....damn cant wait for us to go shoppin in milan...btw lovin that gold big bag she is holdin up and them shorts
ris: i'm lovin beys makeup...nude lip all the way..but i'm sick of these shoes...solange is better than bey? i dunno
peg: Bey.. I like this.. just casual.. chillin.. I love those shoes too.. keep wherin them.. um.. Solange.. who did ur makeup.. they should be fired immediately. Angie.. ur a pretty girl.. let's go to Weight Watchers together

RIH DOES ESSENCE

Rihanna was photographed in Barbados for Essence's June issue
(oh-rihanna)
eva: LUV the 1st 2 dresses..and the green top.....LUVn this haircut!!!!...........
peg: 2nd pic is FIYA.. I love it

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

I have an ex that I always describe to my friends.. the sex was so good.. I'd let u do him... (I wonder)... but 4 real... so there's this guy (ok guys.. it's one of u this time.. but ladies this definitely applies to us)... and he has an ex-girlfriend for a few years. The relationship ended.. doesn't matter the reason... but they were together, in love.. and then u know how the story goes. Both of them move on. A few years later, his boy -- his best friend -- runs into her.. she's looking so damn good (u know how we do ladies, we get better wit age) and so is he... they go for a drink.. (I mean it's a nice day -- strollin in the city.. saturday.. y not?) Convo's good.. essentially they end up at her house and it's on... he wants to see how this goes.. but this is his boy's ex.. WHAT WOULD U DO?

Well he couldn't do it.... for years he was hittin it.. I mean, she's a pretty girl. He'd take her places, you know, dinner, theater, even to an event held at his firm (yep he's got corporate dough), but he couldn't do it... he gave her lots of false hope.. but nah.. like you said.. he kept thinking of his boy beatin it and couldn't get over it! DAMN

May 13, 2007

THE COVE ATLANTIS GRAND OPENING

DAY 1: Resort magnate, Sol Kerzner, welcomed several celebs to Paradise Island, Bahamas for the opening of his $1 billion venture, The Cove Atlantis.

peg: hate the hair... love the bod

peg: damn.. where's Mike this time?

Janet Jackson performed that night for the Grand Opening. Miss Jackson brought down the house with Rhythm Nation, What Have You Done For Me Lately, Nasty, That's The Way Love Goes & All for You and closed with a fireworks display that lit up the 171 acre resort.

eva: UGH.....I cannot take this Ush and Tameka combo.....Is Natalie back on that stuff?
peg: Ush....ur playin' urself

eva: lovely pic of the fellas......wow Reba looks good.......is she the only one that looks natural?

peg: love the pic of the guys.. VERY SEXY.. Damn Rebbie.. haven't seen u in a while

eva: Luv me some Sean Connery........um......Tyra, that hair............NO!

peg: Sean Connery.. BEAT ME BOO.. I LOVE U!!!!...

eva: DAYUM that Jason Lewis............

peg: Jason Jason Jason.. Rosario r u kiddin me?

eva: and DAYUM that Jordan......WHEW.........LAWD......

peg: DAMN JORDAN.. UR FUCKIN DE- LISH

peg: NO really ashanti.. does ur mom have to be everywhere? Ashanti's lil sis looks age appropriate here.. I like.. but I swear I got that necklace from Canal St.

DAY 2 was '70s night. 500 guests partied to live concerts from Steven Tyler, Earth, Wind and Fire and the Village People. eva: DAMMIT.............and this is EXACTLY how the party should be entered.......LUV HIM!!!
peg: vanessa 'n nick.. BORRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN.. as damn usual

peg: y can't we see Alexis's shoes.. you know they're always tight...

eva: I actually like Star's look........Ashanti cute too.....and of course MOManager was there....

peg: ashanti does look cute.. I love LL.. 4 eva..

peg: I like Angie Bass's dress.. I luv her!

BEACH BABES

Pussycat Doll Nicole S. was in Hawaii over the weekend
eva: she looks GREAT in that bikini......dunno who homeboy is......but I'm prayin' that's her man.........
peg: yo.. yoga n pilates the way to go for dope abs.. as u can see.. yo.. she's fkin beautiful...her body is sick.

Linds hit up the Bahamas, during the Cove Atlantis weekend, with her new boy toy, Calum Best

peg: I love ya Linds.. keep flirtin and havin fun.. hey.. we've all been there

May 11, 2007

"The Wendell Baker Story" Los Angeles Premiere

eva: LUV Eva...bad bytch.........

hsl: its her swagga. very sexcee, confident. lov her, not this dress tho

ris: she is bad..but her style is sometimes tooo out there for me...like i see what she is going for...but it just doesnt land...but she is beautiful..and i like that she is on the low all the time..not attention whore

peg: why do u think she's "bad"... she doesn't do it for me (so homo hsl.. so homo)

BARTLES & JAMES

Bartles and James had a BBQ Pool Party last night
eva: I like Carmen's top....'Cedes..WTF with that hat?......
hsl: kim always gotta com in som sexee ass dress. ...carmen cute....that girl group, wac....lovvvvvvvvvv alexis
peg: damn Kim... I love ur shape yo... I love alexis arquette

eva: um..not feelin' this top...very joyce-leslie-ISH.......linds..u have absolutely NO SHAPE....keep covered at all times!.......Kelly Clarkson full of herself...not feelin' her........
hsl: lov rih's top. ok im gettin slightly bored with slim jeans and heels. ...lov linds. i need a belly button ring...kelly c, ur time is ova
peg: I love u linds.. do u... Rih's shape yo... damn B... I'm glad u've been keepin low!...ditto on rih's top...I like Kelly's music.

May 10, 2007

HEY FELLAS: TAKE 5 WANTS YOU TO KNOW......

it's NOT okay to sit like this

OH NO SHE DIDN'T

eva: no she didn't.......wow....somebody's real comfortable....doesn't she know only Bey can do this......HA...that's ok.....cause Imma have my fist up in the air JUST like the Cubans.......reppin' my papi chulo!!!!!!............
hsl: o yes this fkn wack bytch did!.......im so upset by it. he is so cute damn
peg: maybe she's a delta....hehehehe
ris: LOL

Celebs came out Tuesday night in Beverly Hills to support the “Love, Light and Laughter” to Lupus event
eva: Mercedes cute........damn Melissa Joan hubby a cutie......how'd she pull that!!!???......Taraj.....just can't get it right.........where's stylist Claude when u need her.........

hsl: mercedes very nice....taraj, no....u didnt kno bout homegirl's foine ass hubby. he is way too cute for her, im still wondering how she did that....they had their wedding thingy on tv. they flew out their fam too italy.... she's so corny

peg: yea. u missed that Kris??? even i saw it.. yea melissa's wack, since 4 eva..it must be the paper n head since 4 eva... mercedes, nice

"Links For Life" Gala to benefit DKMS and The Bone Marrow Foundation

eva: cute shoes.................sooooo tempted to cut the hair yo...........RIS!!!!!!!!!??????..........

hsl: im lovin her hair. ..seen mad chics with it now....her shape is really nice...sarah u bore me lately

ris: DAMN... i just showed 3 peeps in my office the other pics of her...soooo TEMPTED!!!!!! rih is looking right...forehead an all.....should we cut?

peg: C'mon hsl.. "CUT CUT CUT CUT"

Nick and Selita had an engagement party Monday night at BUTTER in NYC following his proposal at the Gala
(just jared)

peg: well Will married a model after a short period of time

TRL

Ciara and MIMS visted TRL on Tuesday while Rihanna co-hosted

eva: rih's growing on me..........i like this look......love that foot tatt!.....Cam......wtf r u wearin'?

hsl: ciara those jeans r not flattering on u. enuff already with the slim jeans and platformy shoes, time for u to get a new look. and that hair, bouffanty thingy on ur head, no....... lov wen noccas match. tell em pegs.....yo bey betta watch it.... thats all im sayin! rih and jigga performin at the nex award sho.

ris: she got a bamcy? thought she didnt....looks as if she does in the back shot in dress up top

peg: yea.. rih has stepped her ish up.. bey stop wearing them damn gowns!!!!..Cam I'm so sorry.. but WTF????

Wednesday's show
eva: HA......luv the scarf!.......HATE skinny leg jeans w/ sneaks...........NO!
hsl: u crazy. lov the sneaks. them damn earrings betta not b comin bac.
ris: where u been hsl...them earrings are back!!!!!! ....least she hasnt been wearing for 2 yrs like meagan...and at least she is trying to keep her wig in tact....

May 8, 2007

Ty Pennington, host of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition has been arrested for DUI!

"I made an error in judgment. We all make mistakes, however this is about accountability. Under no circumstances should anyone consume alcohol while driving. I could have jeopardized the lives of others and I am grateful there was no accident or harm done to anyone. This was my wake-up call. I also want to apologize to my fans, ABC Television and my design team for my lapse in judgment and the embarrassment I have caused."

WTF??

(just jared)
eva: umm...............
hsl: antm she aint!!!! how dare u leave ur house lookin like this! un-excuseable
peg: Tyra really.. WTF????

RIH VISITS TRL

eva: so... is the 3 finga ring supposed to be part of the BAD girl image?.......damn...she's got TONS of makeup on......what's up with the bumps????
hsl: she needs som proactive lol...lov the haircut on her...look "egh"... im gettin a 3finga ring asapppp
peg: I likethe overalllook... the shoes.. FIYA

Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit Gala "Poiret: King Of Fashion" at the Metropolitan Museum of Art