Jun 29, 2007

Nick and Vanessa vacationing in Mexico last week
(lovebscott)
ris: gotta luv alcohol!
hsl: who the f cares...they r together...damn jess, u fkd up
eva: ditto HSL...........
keesh: seriuosly.. i dont care much

WHAT A THIRST BUCKET!

eva: she is starvin' for attn.......ugh......and BTW.....um...if u got rid of the kid...of course the shyt is gonna read NEGATIVE now.........so this proves nuthn!

hsl: IS SHE FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!...LMFAOOO omg i'm dyinggggggggggg...she played the shyt outta herself yo, who cares u wac bytch! ...they say j lo, halle preggos all the fkn time, do they do shyt like this? ....ur on timeout ho

keesh: sooo thirsty.... just calm down and fall da f back.... ur playing urself.. if ur gonna do some crap like that at least get ur weave done and a cuter outfit, what the hell kinda belt is that???

ris: um...sorry but..who the hell is this?

keesh: shar jackson, k-fed "rapper extraordinare" baby momma.. rumors we spread that she was recently impregnanted by him with another baby..this is her fighting back

BFFs

Danity Kane's Aubrey and Kim K were out in L.A. on Wednesday doing a little shopping @ Herve Leger & La Perla
hsl: i dont care what anybodee says, that is not original bootay ....kris...old pics please

ris: i dint know peeps still rockin velour suits tho...so bennifer

keesh: yeah wassup w/ that.. is that an LA thing

peg: I still roc my velour juicy suit.. i don't give a what yo.. fkin sooooooooooooo comfortable

At HSL's request:

(Left pic: Aug 2006, Right pic: June 2007)

eva: look, she's got a fat azz.....knock it off...it's hers!

hsl: damn i want a booty like that....i so feenin for my bootay to look like that. noccas would lov me 4evaaaaaaaaaaa

peg: that's fkin crazy..

FRIDAY FASHION

Jun 28, 2007

COURVOISIER EXCLUSIVE

peg: um.. keyshia, u need ur hair......kim looks fkin horrible..
hsl: tatiana, pretty look for once, damn....yum buck....i dont care wut none of y'all say, kim got butt implants, sorree, her butt was big, but neva that big, damnnnnn... homo...letoya, lov the bangs on u...keyshia i like the haircut, hate the outfit...i want LL not to wear his t-shirt tucked in his jeans...datin' urself boo....kim looks like a ugly ass kewpie doll

ris: letoya lucket is WACK! ....TI: nooooooo it was only sex tiny, i love u! honest!...... tatiana is such a freakn' disappointment...and she is soo pretty...i like keyshia cole hair...kk really got a big bootie, who's her dr ??

keesh: i'm shocked to see him kiss her.. gross...but that is what it was for.... but uhm lil' kim ur sooo wack now, feel bad 4 her....brenda, looks nice in a pic face wise, but the poetic justice braids gotta go... i like tatianna, expected so much more from her... how does ray j get in?.. dayum wish i could see more of the crib, heard it was held at kimora's LA home

eva: I'm gettin' tired of Kim K's pose...........LMFAO @ Poetic Justice comment.....Kevin ....OMG....U need a few pounds....LAWD!!!!!!!

IT'S OFFICIAL

People reports:

The Spice Girls reunite in London to announce an 11-show, six-continent reunion tour on Thursday. "We are going to celebrate the past," Beckham said of the tour, which kicks off Dec. 7 in Los Angeles.
hsl: i'm going, lolll....posh is a badddd bytch...seen lotsa chics wit' this cut yo

ris: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD BITCH

peg: posh is fkin hot

keesh: fiya, eerytime

TRAVOLTA'S LACEFRONT!

eva: MEN..they're just like US!!!!!...........LMFAO..........

hsl: LLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO DID IT BEST?

Brandy or Keisha

eva: um, that would be Keisha..........

hsl: if brandy dont go get a damn facial.........def keisha

ris: keisha

keesh: uhm i dunno..... brandy's boobs look better, but overall keish looks better

peg: LMAO.. so brandy is in the competion?

MAGS

Robin on GIANT
Jessica Biel does GQ
Garcelle's Playboy Cover

T.I. does Vibe