UNDER CONSTRUCTION

UPDATE:

REALLY.. WE'RE SENDING OUT INVITES.. CHECK OUT OUR SITE.. PLEASE TRUST.. IN AN EFFORT TO BUILD SOMETHING HOT IT'S TAKING A MINUTE TO GET WHERE WE WANT TO BE.. WE'LL BE BACK! MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH!!!

Pardon our appearance.. We haven't been slacking.. Take 5 is moving to a new site and we're currently under construction. COME BACK NOVEMBER 1st FOR NEW SITE ADDRESS AND MORE FROM TAKE 5!

WHAT WOULD U DO??

Kim and Aaron have been dating for a little over a year.. they're in love. C'mon ya'll.... u know the drill --in the beginning of a relationship -- u do EVERYTHING together -- dinner, movies, even partying with ur peoples. It's constant and though Kim luvs it... she's really looking forward to a night out with her girls. Recently, Kim received an e-vite to her BFF's annual bash -- when she showed it to Aaron, he smiled and said.. "That sounds great.. We should have a good time at......"

WHAT WOULD U DO????

VMAs

peg: ok.. so much going on..1st... beyonce u look like ish.. I DON'T FKIN BELIEVE U.. WTF????? mary, ashanti... I will no longer comment on u until u get it together.. forget it.. no more waste.. get a new stylist 'n then I'll think about it.. alicia, how u say hsl, me no likey... T. I. ur still claimin' her huh?.. Nicole.. hate the dress.. . luv ur makeup.. luv the back out though... chris breexy.. u are as cute as neyo is homo.. rih.. hate the dress.. I like the highlights.. but the weave needa to be longer.. get ova it.. I like ur makeup too.. Brody 'n Common.. YUM.. Alexis, ummm.. what's up wit that hair.. 50 u look like ur modeling....

ris: soooooo i hate shanna...travis looks unhappy...beyonce, thanks for showing me that 1/2 up 1/2 down looks wack..that be my work hairstyle yall...like: see, i did 1/2 of it!!!! neyo is the gayest nocca out...i mean, come on. alicia keys make up reminds me of early 90s, with that lipstick...but she don't look rite...does she have a lazy eye...or is she high??? 50, go hang out with neyo, yall look like buddies. i like that gold dress robin thycke chic got on...not on her...but i feel that i can hook that up. mary looks like the "cool auntie" that knows all the shit the young kids listen to...TI and shorty look more decent than usual....i can appreciate her effort. ..um pussycat girl chic...never remember her name... is soo pretty...i see what she going for ( do u remember the time video) lol....ashanti, Girl u almost 30...NOT FOREVER 21....dress grown for once...tired of prom drresses ...like really

keesh: pls pls pls can we discuss eve. WTF is that a joke?? likec'mon... and then the black shoes, YUCK!... mary does look like that, wig is ok here, still not a fan. ..uhm pussycat gurl, dont like at all, looks dumb. ..uhm bey as ris said, u really hve a half up, half down than have the nerve to dropcurl, shirly temple that ish! c'mon mang.... robin T GURL LOOKS CUTE... ti, I mean, she aint camera ready, get it 2gether... rih i am kinda feelin it far away, not close up! like the pops of blonde! mel b typical european wit f 'd up weave. ..nelly try again, ashanti, as usual U SUCK! CHRIS B, luv u baby... shanna, not luvin but ok, tichina ok...alicia that lipstick makes me wanna sing LISA STANSFIELD.. been around the world and I I I... I CANT FIND MY BABY... i like the dress though, not a fan of the makeup

eva: I think Keys looks gr8....LMAO @ lazy eye!!!....Kanye, WTF is ur girl lookin' like?...Bey...I don't get it...but boobage was gr8 when u went to get award!....YO, COMMON..OMG...what a man!..feelin' him!!!....cute look Cassie....Nicole S., I like the back...but I HATE short front, long back dresses!...UGH!...so high school!....Chris B....can't wait till ur my son-in-law....Rih, it's MTV not the Oscars....but azz looks gr8 inthe dress....

WHAT WOULD U DO???

Nik has been crushin' on Jr. 4 what seems like 4 eva.. she doesn't get it thou.. he just doesn't seem interested.... She's pretty... stylish.. jokes.. GREAT personality....n basically doin the damn thing.. But he's just not that into her.. (I swear I wanted to write that for the longest).. Anyway.. she's just like.. whateva.. gotta do me in the meantime.. so my girl just decides, I'm gonna start working out.. cause this ish is reeeeeeeeedic (thx hsl).. n I gots to get some shorttteeeeeeeeeees (think t-pain).. cause u know... Nik's XTRA thick in all the wrong places... so after some time.. Nik's lookin kinda hot.. the weight's comin off.. n guess who just got interested??????

WHAT WOULD U DO???

OUTCOME:

Nik went for it.. they've dated for a minute.. he proposed.. their married.. n she's keeping the weight off.

FASHION ROCKS!

The 4th Annual Fashion Rocks, where fashion and music collide, took place last night @ Radio City in NYC

eva: Jen, NOTHING can take my love for u away...NUFFIN'!!!!!!!..LUV her....that backview pose....FIYA.....Alba, I LUV this, looks gr8.....J. Hud...WTF w/ those boobs....gr8 legs Kimora....Ashanti...egh....Cici, kinda plain....LUV Nic Richie....so cute!

hsl: j lo needs her own model show, she could tell 'em how to do it. do u fkn c her!!!...u think she practiced??...tyra, that bun?...j. hud, get a breast reduc now!...kimora, lov...alba steppin' up her game. need to c her 2x in a row being fly, don't think its possible...ashanti, my prom dress looked like that.... wut i'm tryin' to say is, that was a looong time ago.. get a fkn stylist!...alicia looks like a grandma ...nic richie...beautiful

The Belvedere Vodka After Party was held @ The Rainbow Room

eva: MUCH better Mary...cause I dunno WTF was goin' on on the red carpet, but that fkn wig is YUK.....Sabato Jr., YUMMMMMMM!!...so damn sex-aaayyyy........Ush, I cram to understand!

hsl: damn, Ush looks yum yum scrum in that green. dayum!...mary, no, no and i'm gonna sayyyy NO!...yea Sabato is a hunnie dip

*** The show airs tonight on CBS @ 9pm ***

NEW VIDEO

Jennifer Lopez DO IT WELL

peg: I luv her walk.. I'm practicing in my office rite now

On a side note:

While on set for the above video, Jenny was questioned about an outfit she wore. Check out her response to the criticism:

eva: That's right Jenny......real talk....that's that Jenny from da block comin' out!....I SWEAR....LUVVVVV HER!!!!!!!!

ris: I FKIN LOVE HER!!!!! thats the baddest bytch...nyc baby!

peg: LMAO....LUV IT!

keesh: u run this cittyyyyyy

40/40 HITS VEGAS

Owners Jay Z & Juan Perez announce plans to open a $20 million 40/40 Club in Las Vegas on December 21st

Per Jay:

"We represent what the entertainment capital of the world is all about, it's only natural we open here"

The new location will be located in The Palazzo, an extension of The Venetian and Sands Expo complex on the famed Las Vegas Strip

eva: I kinda like bey's dress......LUV the shoes.....JAY ...always fkn smoov man....always!

hsl: ewww bey. no! no! no!...hi jig...bey needs a stylist and im not fkn kiddin'

peg: kris, I hate it..... bey, how come jigga looks better than u here.. r u fkin kidding me?.. ur playin' wit it

WEDDDING PICS

After being married in a private ceremony in August, Usher and Tameka had an intimate reception at the

Château Elan Winery & Resort in Atlanta on Saturday before 200 guests.

Tameka wore a Vera Wang gown while Usher donned Armani as they exchanged vows...AGAIN!

Their 1st dance was to Frankie Beverly and Maze's Before I Let Go. D-Nice was the DJ for the evening....

And once again, Mamma Patton was NOT in attendance

eva: I can't...I CANNOT deal with this nonsense!...she's a damn MAN (look at the 2nd to last pic profile!!!)....but the B&W pics r very nice!...ABSOLUTELY LUV the last pic!...

ris: i really really really cant get over this...damn i wonder how Chilli feels - wut really goes on in ATL? b/t him & T.I. yo.....noccas are soo random...love the last one...does he look happy to yall??? he has a weird look in the group pic to me...and umerah, look how she had to lean into him on the last one....like no body to body actionay?

peg: luv the last pic.. ok ris.. body language assessor.. luv the last pic (i know I'm repeating)... but really... I like it.. I like that he's leanin' against the wall and she goes in.. nice pic.. I can't understand either thou.. this dude is fkin cute... 'n he pics her?????

DIVORCE

After 5 years of marriage, Shaq files for divorce because Shauni's been stacking chips on the side.

Read more here

IT'S OFFICIAL

Halle Berry confirms to Access Hollywood's Nancy O'Dell that her and boyfriend Gabriel are expecting their 1st child!!

(read more here )

eva: YEEEAAHHH!!!!!.......anoher GORGEOUS baby...Shiloh's got some competition!

WHAT WOULD U DO??

Trish n Kenya are sisters that are abt 3 years apart. Growing up, they've had normal sibling rivarly yet they were NEVA close... NEVER!!!!!.... But for their parents sake they're cordial to one another. .. so present day.. in their 30s.. Trish n Kenya live in the same borough.. go to thier parent's house .. u know on Sundays like Soul Food (don't front.. u do too).. and Kenya who is very close to her 15 y/o niece.. looks forward to seeing her.. as this is the only time she can spend quality time with her... anyway.. both single (Trish n Kenya).. they date regularly. One Sunday.. while hanging out at their parent's.. Trish walks in with her daughter and her new boo Chris.. no big deal rite.. uh.. yea.. Chris was Kenya's jumpy abt a year ago.... "oh ish".. kenya thinks.. "do I tell or don't????"

WHAT WOULD U DO???

THE OUTCOME

After a few weeks of Chris coming to house and it appears that Trish knows nothing, Kenya calls her up and tells her... Trish's rxtn???... She's still wit Chris.. it's been a year now.